Metal Mama

I just read a blog that made me think, ho do I do it? The main focus of the section I was reading was the pop trends and how some people would sink in life if it were not for their personal consultants. The further I read the more and I more questions I raised about the consultant needing folks.

It is really beyond me who in the world could need someone to find an apartment for them, decorate it, arrange a house warming party, and give you tips on cocktails and hors d'oeuvre. Don't forget to put the life style icing on the cake with your personal consultant giving you conversation starters, and prepping you with fascinating facts.

One thing I'd love to know is who the hell really feels that they need that shit. It is impossible for one person to be so busy that they cannot even think of things to discuss with guests at a house warming party. Um, if it's your house that needs the warming I'd try and invite some real friends and then perhaps save about $100 and do without the tips and tricks of the consultant.

Maybe the people who use such services are the kind of "single serving" people Edward Norton's character talks about in "Fight Club"?

Labels: Edward Norton, Fight Club, lazy, personal consultant

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