Metal Mama

After these next two days at work I will still be 2 oz. shy of having 60 frozen ounces of breast milk. I have been pumping very faithfully this week and had a lot of great opportunities to do so. More so now that Erik seems to be on a regular breakfast schedule. Its great, when he goes down for his nap he has already slept through a feeding so I can pump while he naps. Oh I love having a stock pile of breast milk. It makes me feel much more confident about wanting to go out and do things during the week... Although now that I know 60 ounces is attainable I am probably going to become OCD about the issue. Hopefully not as I love offering my baby the boob!

Seriously I am one lazy gal, I do not know what I would do if I actually had to get up in the middle of the night to make a bottle. Erik's crib is right next to our bed, not that he uses it at night because we are still co-sleeping.

Co-sleep. That is the term I like, and one I've become fond of using... there are however some WEIRD ones out there. Communal Bed. Family Bed. Sleep Sharing.

1. Communal Bed sounds dirty and whorish.

2. Family Bed, what is that? Like an over sized "day bed"? Geez.

3. Sleep sharing? Give me a damn break. I don't share my sleep, just my bed thanks!

Upon completing this short little rant I knew I just had to post a picture of cleavage to accompany my rave about having 60 oz. Anyhow, not wanting to use pictures of my own cleavage I turned to photobucket. I had no such luck as I knew exactly what I wanted. A very simply picture, preferably black and white, and just enough room to fit "Hooray for boobies" on it somewhere. Preppy b!tchez need not apply. Well, thats pretty much all I found. Nasty, brightly colored flat chested preps. Ug. Who knew that a photobucket search for clevage could be so difficult. Any metal looking/liking chick with a rack would do. HAH. Did I grow a dick? I sound like a man. Well. Last resortedly I turned to Miss. Ashlie, AKA z0mbiegirlfriend who has recently posted a kick ass picture of herself on her myspace profile! Thanks to gimp for making a slight manipulation possible, and Ashlie & her cleavage too. *Posted with z0mbie permission*

Labels: 40 oz. to Freedom, 60 oz., Ashlie, breast feeding, Breastmilk Storage, cleavage, co-sleeping, experiene, metal mama, ounces, z0mbiegirlfriend

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